What people are saying.

  • "Since my recent acceptance to the prestigious WorkersHelpers Organization my world has been altered forever. My two sons Shitiziku, and Squilae, and my daughter Sarann will be joining this year because there is so much to learn here."

    -Kevinn Artipelago

  • "WorkersHelpers changed my life! I was working at a fast food restaurant and my girlfriend had a restraining order against me! But since I became a Worker I have since quit my job and have a 300 day streak on Snapchat with my mom! 10 out of 10 would recommend! I’ve never been so free."

    -Joe Macaroni

  • "Workers Helpers is my favorite form of therapy."

    -Debbie

  • "This organization has helped me love my husband again."

    -Jennifer Artipelago

  • "You may have great legs, but I have a body in my basement."

    -Steven Chesst

  • "Workers Helpers is the best organization I have ever seen. I am a food critic."

    -Food Critic Samurai

  • "This organization has taught me to know when it's cold outside, among many other life skills that I would not have learned by myself."

    -Thom B

  • "Workers Helpers is one of the most amazing organization out there. After my cat ate my foot, I was given the care and help I needed for recovery. They also helped my cat recover from the trauma and now Mittens is a whole different cat. If not for Workers Helpers, my cat probably would have ate me by now"

    -Nolan Bicycle

  • "Workers Helpers taught me where to go ambush and rob people who are down on their luck under my local bridge."

    -Jackie K

  • "WorkersHelpers is the best non-pyramid scheme organization I have ever been a part of. All of my friends and family- wait no, scratch that.

    -Odelle

  • " Okay, here I am. Woman jauntily runs towards you. "

    -John Tilly

  • "Peppa Pig is my favorite show because it reminds me of WorkersHelpers, just like Peppa Pig fat shames her dad on the daily, WorkersHelpers never fat shames me. Peppa also loves jumping up and down in muddy puddles, much like the one I got pushed into when I was forced to give a review.

    -Mere Child

  • " G I R L B O S S "

    -Craig

  • " WorkersHelpers called me on my cellphone, even though I was busy!"

    -Kate